When I Grow Up...

Do you ever think about what you want to be when you grow up? I do. Are you ready? Here it is. I want to be a Book Reading/Beach & Travel Critic. Do you know anyone with openings? If this kind of position isn’t available, my second choice is being a Pool Critic. I'll gladly test the waters of swimming pools of any size and shape. If none of these positions are available, I guess I would consider being just a regular travel critic. Can we start in Western Europe? Let me know where to send my resume……